Baniyas are way too famous for being miser all the time. Hence, there are plenty of Jokes made on them; however, they have been meant just for fun and entertainment. As we all know that Baniyas are always targeted in each and every occasion and Gathering and have been commended for being Niggard always. Here is some Baniya Joke Collection, Hope you all enjoy.

joke collection

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1-Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

 

 

2-Baniya on his death time.
My wife, where r u?
Wife: Yes, I’m here
My son’s daughters are you all here?Yes, Papa
Yes, Papa

Baniya: To phir brabar wale kamre

ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D

 

3-Baniya 14th floor se neche gira

Girte waqt usne

apni ghar ki khirki me

apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha

to chilla k bola

MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

 

4-Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.

Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Baniya ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay:)

 

5-Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?

NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.

Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho “Chacha Guzar Gaye”.

Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!

Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do….. Acha likho……. ……… .

Chacha Guzar Gaye – Maruti for Sale .

 

6-Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?

Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.

Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:

Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

 

7-Baniya ko bhoot charh gaya ,

3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,

Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga

 

8-Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha

Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha

Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda.

Cheeers…!!!!!!!!!!!!

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